I could go on and on about this film. I could talk about how it has subpar performances, how the plot is broken and disjointed, or how it just never quite pulls together into any moments that feel significant. But that's all a really long way of saying it's just not good.
It makes me sad because I really wanted to like this one. Eternals has a lot of actors I like and I was looking forward to deviating from all the core stories that have been running for up to a decade with a breath of fresh air. There are cute and amusing moments here and there so it isn't like I hated it. There's a good movie buried here underneath the overlong plot that lacks focus and vision.
Watch like... just almost any other Marvel Movie instead.
|Final Verdict:||It's just not good.|